Describe yourself on anon and I’ll say if I’d date you.

Age, gender, height, eye and hair color, then tell me what your favorite something (hobby, class, music, etc) and what kind of date you want to take me on. 

Ready? GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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ernbarassing:

if im on tumblr more than usual that means i have a lot of stuff i need to be doing and im trying to avoid doing it

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shouldnt:

THE FACT THAT THE AMERICAN PEDIATRIC SOCIETY TOLD AMERICAN SCHOOL SYSTEMS THAT TEENS SHOULD NOT BE UP BEFORE 8:30 AND ONLY 15% OF SCHOOLS LISTENED ANGERS ME SO MUCH


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wheelcher2:

honor students cheat more than anybody 

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oknope:

procrastination is my only talent


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mssecondopinionson:

a friendly tip: if you feel the urge to self harm get an ice cube and hold it in your hand for a while. it relieves the compulsion in a less destructive way. therapists have used this with their patients and i have tried it myself it works pretty well


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sassyabrahamlincoln:

"what classes are you taking this semester"

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nicevagina:

this is what a winner looks like

nicevagina:

this is what a winner looks like

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im-sams-lost-shoe-please-help-me:


spnsamdeancas:

son-of-an-assbutt99:


garthmebitches:


camuizuuki:


sassygaysam:


mishaphilia:


hearmesquee:


#remember when Cas smiled for the first time?


why would you say that


Why would you do that


 remember when Castiel still had reasons to smile?


WHY?! 


Why would you make it worse


Remember when Dean made him smile, and not want to cry

Remember when Cas was being a feathery winged assbutt for a little while, and that made Dean want to cry?

im-sams-lost-shoe-please-help-me:

spnsamdeancas:

son-of-an-assbutt99:

garthmebitches:

camuizuuki:

sassygaysam:

mishaphilia:

Why would you do that

 remember when Castiel still had reasons to smile?

WHY?! 

Why would you make it worse

Remember when Dean made him smile, and not want to cry

Remember when Cas was being a feathery winged assbutt for a little while, and that made Dean want to cry?

(Source: lostiel)

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demoncest:

i really hate this ‘ur other half is out there somewhere u just gotta meet them’ like fuck off im not incomplete im a whole person and i dont need anyone to ‘complete me’ the only thing i need is a pizza and not ur shit bye


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operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”


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